Sunday, February 13, 2011

Help!

I've stooped pretty low recently to try and earn a bit of money (well, not for me, but for someone else in need of it) by going onto my old spakkledawg account that for some reason people took seriously during the three years I was constantly dicking around on it, to try and sell...

Sparkledog designs. 8C
http://s766.photobucket.com/albums/xx308/Steamgeared/Designs/

I wouldn't do this normally, but jesus...I really need to get some money somehow, and people won't commission me on my more serious account. Probably because I'm not known, and not a sparkleartist on that one.

I'd just...I'd really appreciate it if you guys would spread the word. Keep in mind that I loathe my sparkletroll account with a fiery passion because of the eyebleed that I've had to endure, but because so many people paid attention to it at one point I got kinda stuck...so. Please.


I'll just copypasta what I have in the comments. Please, no one hate me for this.


"Designs for sale! Click here!

I'm asking $3 for each of them - however, a bit of a deal - four for $10. The money is not for me; it's going to someone who needs it, and although I may not make quite a lot doing this, every bit will help.


Two of them aren't numbered (1 = tan/brown with blue and tan, 2 = tan with white and green), however, the rest are.


Please keep checking the link, since I will be loading more as the day goes on.

If you keep looking, but don't see any you like and still want a design, I'm willing to make a few for you for the same price - 1 for $3, 4 for $10 (8 for $20), and I'll also do 12 for $25 and it continues (24 for $50, etc etc).
The more you buy, the better of a deal it is.

If you're interested in buying one displayed, please note me with the number(s) you are interested in and I'll send you the email to the paypal you can send the money to. If you're interested in a design commission, please note me for more details. Please note: You MUST use paypal. Absolutely no snailmail."


So...please.

Help me out a bit, guys...I wouldn't ask this but...really.

What did you dream about last night?

I have weird dreams before and during shark week.

Nothing you guys would be interested in happened last night; however, Friday whenever I came home from school sick about 12:30 and immediately fell asleep mothered some strange dreams.

One of them included me going dizzy and not being able to see. It happened once, twice, maybe three times a week, then started progressing to several times a day. I went blind and insane. I don't know what this is trying to tell me but it may have something to do with the fact I was dizzy before I slept, my eyes felt weird and I've had operations on my eyes. But that's just a guess.

In another, I felt like I was being followed, or chased, and I didn't know who or what was following me and...well, I couldn't get away. At one point I was in the basement of my grandparents' house, and for some reason it was like a parking garage. When you went downstairs, the right side was totally normal, but the left was like...parking area. The stairs also had a hall leading to it, really, and what would have been a room down there led to another part of the garage.
I was looking for something down there, a drink probably, and I hear this...VRRM VRMMM sound. I turn, and this car is like...growling at me. Then it started to try and chase me...so I ran into the hallway, it tried to turn, but wound up skidding into the next room. And for some reason, the skidding and me running thing I seemed to be watching from a security camera. The car was either a Hummer or an old British taxi. HUGE range of difference there but it was really, really shiny and looked brand new so I'm not sure.

And in a third dream I had that afternoon? I went into my grandparents' basement, into the kitchen, and there was a box (like an old milk crate) setting on a table. I looked through it and there were old movies and books and stuff in it.

I found The Last Unicorn and nearly flipped a poo.

Ask me stuff.

Monday, February 7, 2011

Sup Guys

Apologies for not updating so often. Busy with school and such, and planning for Boyfriend's summer visit (108 days away, but still!) since we need to get out of the house and away from my mom and stuff whenever she's home.

Because if someone sits or lays on you, even if you're both fully clothed, you get pregnant. Obviously. That just makes perfect sense.

So yeah, need to get out of the house and away from 'SARAH THAT'S TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE' as much as possible.

Boyfriend agrees.

We will play on playgrounds and be idiots and I'll try to teach him parkour and I'll probably fail because I suck as a teacher for parkour since I can't word things. It's just me kinda like 'when wallclimbing you have to have good balance to begin with, you can't just have good recovery balancing, because you can't rebalance mid jump or when you turn around' and it's apparently hard to understand. Woops.

Anyway, Boyfriend decided that tonight would be a good night to break my face.

It is still broken and it feels weird. He's broken my face with smiles.

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Groundhog's Day

Punxsy is cold.


The groundhog thing is a giant scam for tourism.






Punxsy is cold.