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Emo.

[] I cry a lot.
[] I go to local shows.
[x] I wear black everyday.
[x] I write sad poetry.
[x] I play an acoustic guitar.
[] My favorite bands include: Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, or Panic! at the Disco.
[x] I think about suicide or death often.
[x] People have told me to cheer up.
[x] I cry when I see dead animals. (depends on the animal, obviously)
[] My myspace pics are black or white or angled.
[x] I wear many band shirts.
[] No one understands me.
[x] I don't talk too often.
[] I look down when I walk.
[] I wear black eyeliner.
[] I have an ex I still cry over.
[] My hair is black
[] My hair covers one of my eyes.
[] I always say 'life sucks'.

Total: 8

Nerd.

[x] I have straight A's.
[] I wear glasses. (CONTACTS)
[] I always do my homework and study.
[] Lord of the Rings was a massive achievement.
[x] Computer games.
[] I'm 'teachers pet'.
[] I've never had a real boyfriend/girlfriend.
[] I have a bedtime.
[] I use an asthma inhaler.
[x] I carry a calculator with me.
[] I bring my lunch to school.
[/] I always follow the rules.
[] I'm shy around the opposite sex.
[x] I'm always on the computer.
[x] I've never had beer or cigarettes.
[]I always answer every question in class right.
[x] I correct people's grammar.
[x] I read a lot.
[x] School is very important to me.
[] I always stump people.

Total: 8.5


Rebel.

[x] I always speak my mind.
[x] I have 0% of school spirit.
[x] Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
[x] I stand up for what I think is right.
[] On spirit days at school, I wear the rival's colors.
[] Whenever people are doing something, I do the complete opposite.
[] I won't listen to authority figures.
[] I always break the rules.
[] I refuse to compromise.
[] I'm always arguing with people.
[x] I love debate.
[x] I always do what's unexpected of me.
[x] I don't give a shit what people think of me.
[x] If I watch a cruddy movie in theaters, right after it's over, I'll say 'that sucked'.
[x] I'm not afraid to contradict others.
[] I only respect my own beliefs.
[x] If I don't want to do something, I won't do it, no matter what.
[] I laugh at compromising people.
[] I cheer on the rival's sport team to stand out.
[] Rules were meant to be broken.

Total: 10

Jock.

[x] I'm on one or more sport teams. (have been)
[] I always wear my varsity jacket.
[x] I've won awards for my athletic ability.
[] I will only date popular girls/guys.
[] School Spirit 100%.
[] I'm going to a college for sports.
[] I watch sports on tv all the time
[x] I'm muscular. (eh, strong, but not buff)
[] I play sports or exercise at least 3 hours a day.
[] Go Team!
[] I'm a chick/dude magnet.
[] I eat a lot.
[] I'm egotistical.
[] I'm too focused on sports to make really good grades.
[] I sit at the jock lunch table.
[] All I talk about with my friends is sports.
[] I go to lots of sports games.
[x] I'm very athletic
[] I wear sport inspired clothing.
[x] play at least 3 different sports. (I can)

Total: 5


Comedian.

[x] I'm funny.
[x] I'm always making jokes.
[] I interrupt class by making people laugh.
[x] I like to entertain people.
[] I worship Kevin Smith.
[] I watch comedies more than anything.
[] I also watch SNL and Mad TV a lot
[x] I'm sarcastic.
[x] I've been told I'm hilarious.
[x] I always imitate people.
[x] I pull lots of pranks.
[x] I always make sarcastic remarks after everything.
[] I have to prove myself by being funny.
[x] People expect me to make jokes, always.
[x] I have a lot of pressure to make everyone laugh.
[x] If I don't make jokes, people ask me what's wrong.
[x] Jim Carrey is my idol
[x] I mostly get along with everybody.
[] At pep rallies, I'm the one acting crazy and silly.
[] My teachers or parents tell me I need to focus more on work and less on joking around.

Total: 13


Shy.

[x] I don't have a lot of friends.
[x] I don't talk too much.
[] It's not that I'm snobby, I just get nervous when talking to people.
[] When people say my name, others say 'who?'
[] I'm pretty sure mostly no one knows who I am.
[] People have told me I need to talk more.
[x] I only talk when other people talk to me first
[] I look down when I walk.
[x] I avoid social gatherings, such as games, dances, or parties.
[] People have tried to help me be more outgoing, but it never works.
[] I always plan to talk to more people, but I never do.
[x] I sit in the back of the classroom.
[] I never participate in class discussions.
[x] I hide behind people to avoid being seen sometimes.
[] I could never be a cashier, talking to strangers.
[] I talk quietly
[x] People have called me shy or quiet.
[] I usually let others decide for me.
[] If someone is talking about my favorite book or movie in front of me, I don't join in the conversation.
[] I would like to be more outgoing.

Total: 7


Goth.

[x] I wear black.
[x] I don't like to be seen.
[x] I'm very, very pale. (honestly, white as a sheet of paper)
[] I only listen to metal or emo-ish music.
[x] I love creepy, weird movies.
[x] I love gothic cartoons and drawings.
[x] I don't like people.
[x] I only go out during the night. (when I can help it)
[] I have black fingernails.
[x] I wear a long black coat.
[x] I also wear big black boots.
[x] 'The Crow' is one of my favorite movies.
[] I only date other Goths.
[x] I love black humor.
[x] I love pain.
[x] People think I'm crazy.
[] I don't talk to anyone who isn't as deep as me.
[x] I love to scare people
[x] I laugh at teenyboppers.
[x] People are scared of me.

Total: 16

Weirdo.

[x] I talk to myself.
[x] I say really random things all the time.
[x] I fidget a lot.
[] I still use a wheeled backpack.
[] People laugh at me.
[] I walk really funny.
[x] I have a very different sense of style.
[] I talk in a robot voice often.
[x] I'll stop whatever I'm doing, and break out in a crazy dance if the mood strikes.
[x] I debate stuff with myself.
[x] I hear voices. (I have a "mild case" of paranoid schizophrenia according to a therapist, but I don't know if I should believe them :1)
[] I'm obsessed with aliens and the other planets.
[x] I have a fascination with robots and machinery.
[] I use really big words no one understands, and they give me weird looks.
[] I say random lines of babbling that make sense to no one but me.
[] I dart my eyes from side to side.
[]I always pretend I'm a robot or other weird non human thing.
[x] People have no idea why I think the way I do.
[x] I have some very unusual, extraordinary talents.
[] When people ask me if I like something that's trendy, I pretend to be scared or confused.

Total: 10


non-social.

[x] I hate most people. (I just don't learn your name~!)
[x] I prefer to be alone. (unless you're Mike, then yes)
[x] When people talk to me, I just give them a death glare.
[x] Actually, most people don't talk to me.
[ ] People are freaking idiots and I wish they'd all die.
[ ] I live in my room, writing in my diary.
[x] I go out my way to avoid everyone.
[x] I never greet anyone.
[ ] I despise people who talk too loudly.
[ ] I want people to think I'm a freak.
[ ] I never talk.
[ ] I can't wait to get off this earth.
[ ] I always sit by myself at lunch or anywhere else.
[ ] I listen to music on full blast on my ipod/mp3 player/headphones to block out the world.
[x] I don't know why I am the way I am.
[x] People have said I'm non-social.
[ ] I use drugs or alcohol to escape the loneliness.
[ ] Why bother when people don't like you anyways?
[x] I occupy myself so it won't look like I'm a loner.
[ ] I just don't get along with anyone.

Total: 9


Skater.

[x] I skateboard to everywhere.
[ ] If I'm not skateboarding, I carry it with me.
[ ] I shop at Pacsun.
[ ] I'm obsessed with Tony Hawk.
[ ] Oh yeah, and Bam Margera.
[ ] I always play skateboarding video games.
[x] I have shaggy hair.
[x] I wear baggy pants.
[x] I wear only skater shoes.
[x] I always wear hoodies.
[ ] I hang at skate parks 24/7.
[ ] I'm always learning new board tricks.
[ ] Forget school, I want to be a professional skateboarder.
[x] I've been skateboarding for over 4 years.
[ ] I hang with other skaters.
[x] I've been hurt while skateboarding.
[ ] I've been in a skateboarding competition.
[x] I wear vans.
[ ] Tony Hawks games own.
[ ] I've met some of my closest friends at skate parks.

Total: 8

Christian Girl/Boy

[ ] I go to church at least once a week.
[ ] Most of my wardrobe consists of long skirts and button down shirts for church.
[ ] I always carry a bible with me.
[ ] My whole family is very religious.
[ ] I've never been on a date.
[x] I've never smoked or had a beer.
[ ] My beliefs are very strong.
[/] I'm waiting until marriage to have sex. (eh, we're just waiting to wait really)
[ ] I wear a cross necklace.
[ ] I have a bracelet that says WWJD.
[ ] I'm always preaching to people about the importance of religion.
[] I believe in God.
[ ] I'm not allowed to watch rated R movies, and sometimes, not even PG-13 movies.
[x] I never go out and party.
[ ] I read the bible everyday.
[ ] I've memorized excerpts from the bible.
[] I go to Sunday school.
[ ] I've been to church camp.
[ ] I pray every night.
[ ] I sing Christian songs.
[ ] I'm an atheist.

Total: 2.5

Gangsta.

[] I say 'yo'.
[ ] I also say 'fo shizzle'.
[ ] I wear extremely baggy pants.
[ ] Mah chainz hang low.
[ ] I hang with my homies, biotches, and H**'s
[ ] I'm a thug.
[ ] I only listen to rap music.
[ ] 50 Cent is my idol.
[ ] I don't give a frick about school.
[ ] I steal/have stolen before.
[x] I freestyle.
[x] I breakdance.
[ ] Gold chainz is tha way to go, biotch.
[ ] I'm white but I act black.
[ ] All my heroes are dead rappers.
[ ] Tupac is still alive.
[ ] I party with all my ****.
[ ] I wear a sideways baseball cap.
[x] I wear hoodies.
[ ] I wear converse with the tongue flipped out.

Total: 3

Bully.

[ ] I always steal people's lunch money.
[ ] Geeks are afraid of me.
[ ] I get in trouble all the time.
[ ] I steal people's stuff to be an asshole.
[ ] People have called me a bully.
[x] I have beat someone up before.
[ ] I'm always looking for a fight.
[ ] I pick on people smaller than me.
[x] I push people out of the way when I'm walking.
[ ] I've never been in a relationship before.
[x] People are afraid of me.
[x] People know not to mess with me.
[x] I'm bigger than most people my age.
[ ] I pick on people for the fun of it.
[ ] I make fun of everything anyone else likes.
[ ] If anyone crosses my path, they're dead.
[ ] People know not to try and stick up for themselves when I'm around.
[ ] I'm one of the strongest kids in school.
[ ] Even some authority figures are afraid of me.
[x] People get out of my way when I'm walking.

Total: 6

Gamer.

[x] I own at least 2 different video game consoles. (try all of them)
[x] I love Final Fantasy.
[x] DDR & Guitar Hero
[x] I've missed school before because I was trying to beat a video game.
[x] I'm always trying to beat high scores on games.
[x] I even play a lot of computer games.
[x] I play at least 3 hours of video games a day.
[ ] My thumbs are sore often.
[ ] I spend all my money on new video games.
[ ] My boyfriend/girlfriend has to be into video games.
[] All I talk about is video games.
[x] I've been in a video game competition before
[ ] I pay over 30$ a month in online games.
[x] I have bought more than 5 accessories for my console
[x] I know about more than 10 cheats and mods in the game I play most
[x] I have played at least a complete week in the game I like most.
[x] I wouldn't know what to do in an afternoon without electricity.
[ ] My parents often tell the internet is broken or simply disconnect it so I don't spend whole weekends and holidays playing.
[x] I have more than one online account on the same game.

Total: 13

Girly.

[x] I have long hair
[ ] I wear make up everyday.
[] I carry a purse.
[ ] I have to get someone else to come kill a spider or any bug.
[] I paint my nails
[] I use perfume
[] I keep my nails clean/shaped
[x] I shower regularly
[x] I used to or still do Dance, Gymnastics, or Cheer/Pom (gymnastics)
[ ] I like to accessorize
[] I like flowers.
[ ] I don't like to be outdoors
[ ] I'm more like my mother than my father
[] I like hanging out with girls than boys.
[] I like going to the mall/shopping. (And buy books. and candles. and bug lollipops.)
[ ] I watch my weight/ count calories.
[] I plan outfits ahead of time
[] People say I have a soft/sweet voice
[x] I dream about and am already planning my wedding day
[ ] I watch dramatic shows on tv, soap operas, reality TV, etc[Bad Girls Club yo!!]

Total: 4

Boyish

[x] I have short hair.
[x] I hate doing laundry
[x] I like war type video games.
[x] I like playing or watching sports
[x] People say I have a deep voice
[ ] I'm more like my dad than my mom.
[x] I beat up or tease my younger siblings or friends.
[x] I act tough, it doesn't matter what's going on inside me.
[] There's only two emotions
[] I shower only when I start to notice I stink
[ ] I think about the opposite sex a lot.
[x] My room isn't neat.
[ ] I bite my nails instead of using scissors/clippers.
[x] My clothes don't match sometimes, but I don't notice or care
[x] I like to play rough with dogs
[x] I like the movies 300, The Dark Knight
[ ] The best way to get the opposite sex to like you is to act like a jerk.
[ ] I don't read
[x] I don't ask for help even if I need it.

Total: 12

Shit

Sometimes, I'm not even sure what to think. People grow, and people change. No one is the same as they were when they were a child; no adult is the same as they were when they were a teenager. Sadly, though, many times, people take the wrong road and end up worse off than they were in their younger years. Some become addicted to drugs, alcohol, and even sex; none of which are a good path to..."achieve", per se.

It seems that the older I get, the younger the people who start. I've seen 5th and 6th graders pregnant in this town. Fifth and sixth graders. Eleven year old children. Pregnant. Often with boys or men several years older than them. And you know what? They go and get an abortion because - and I'm not kidding here - they believe it was the "only way to prevent having a child". Fuck no. Condoms and the pill are a hell of a lot cheaper than raising a child; as is the morning after pill. If you think you're running the risk of getting pregnant, use it. It's better than having to pay for a hospital bill or a child.

I am so sick and tired of people using abortion as birth control.

Yes, it can be used as a last-resort type of thing; but you should never use it as your main birth control.
You have cheaper alternatives: use them. Condoms cost 25 cents in many restrooms. Hell, gas stations sell them. You walk in, buy them, walk out. No one knows what you've done.

Even if I'm one of those people who believe that if you lack the maturity to buy condoms at a store, at a register, with a cashier there, then you aren't mature enough to be having sex.

Another thing I see running rampant? "Teenagers" (also known as 11-17-year-olds, in their minds) running around doing drugs. I know it's a 'normal' thing to experiment with drugs. I haven't done it, myself, but I understand that there are people who do so. The thing is, there's a difference between trying it one or two times, and doing it every time you're able to/getting addicted. A major difference.

If you do it? Alright, fine. However, spreading it all over your facebook - where people obviously are able to tell that it's you - is just going to get you into deep shit along the way somewhere. Especially if it's illegal for you to said drugs, be it age, or just lack of legality for drugs. I know so many people who do this, and it pisses me off to no end.

Same goes out to the girls who post naked/half-naked/provocative pictures of themselves on facebook. I do not want to see that shit. Cut it out, it's disgusting.

Eugh.