Of Chloroform And Nyquil

11:22pm

Jake: 

I cAn't sleep ;a;

Me:

:C

i was up until 4 am last night

I feel your pain

I am here

;n;

<4

...<3

Jake: 
Sorry

I'm on mi ipod

An it's slow

Me: 

ohhhh I see 
Jake: 
Butbutbut I'm _____ tomorrow

And I can't sleep. 
Me:

Chill

it'll be okay

but

you need to sleep

sleep will keep you kawaii desu.

Jake:

I know I'm just really excited

Me:
I know

Jake:  
I gotta be kawaiidesu

Me:

that you do

so you should sleep

Jake:

I'll take a nyquil or 2 or 9

This conversation is relaxing me

Me: *hands you a rag*

does this smell

like chloroform 
Jake:

You're good at talking sarah

Yes

It doe- 

11:28pm 
Jake is offline.

I guess it's good to know that I can chloroform people over the internet
this should make stealing children easier!


or maybe not since I don't really want to be arrested.