So

I've been basically spending the last few days sleeping and trying to get rid of this headache that it seems I've had for...a little over a week now. It comes and goes and it totally sucks. At least it's not a cluster headache; that much I'm thankful for.

Also, IBS, GERD, AR and all other sorts of lovely things that happen to be wrong with my digestive system seem to enjoy acting up recently. AR I can deal with, it's just...stomach acid...and although it hurts it's not nearly as painful or disrupting as IBS or GERD.

And my allergy to milk products and me wanting milk really, really badly because I haven't had it in over and year so I caved in and had some cereal and milk and all that jazz just means that I'm sitting in the bathroom for god knows how long and it is most certainly not enjoyable.

Plus, joints! Since I'm double-jointed and extremely flexible (to the point where it's probably at least a bit unhealthy), my joints sometimes ache. When I move, they pop. Then they get stiff again whenever I sit in the same position for a long amount of time - which is something school does not help with; it just makes the whole 'sitting' thing worse, jesus christ.

My back's been hurting very badly, as have my shoulders and hips. Yes, my hips. I need a hip massage.

...Okay, maybe not, since that sounds dirty.

I'm also sore! Hoo-rah, I don't even know how this happened.

To top it off, I happen to be developing a cold and I feel as if Mister Red Wave wants to visit early. Again. And he happens to be very heavy the last few months and it's uncomfortable. He also likes to be unpredictable.

And give me horrible cramps! Yay! Time for a Midol overdose.

My period just...jesus. I get horribly bitchy and snarky and sarcastic while I'm surfing the red wave. And really, I'm already bitchy, snarky and sarcastic while I'm not surfing the red wave. It just...seems to multiply it, I guess.

Thank goodness Boyfriend is here to help me deal with all of this. Thank god he can deal with it. Thank god he actually finds it somewhat funny whenever I'm snarky and sarcastic. Sometimes bitchy. I'm guessing it's because I'm never like that to him. Annnnd I won't ever be, so long as I can help it. Though I think he'd understand anyway. Because he's loving and understanding <3 :la:

Anyway. I'm starving.

Time to go be fat.