Signs That I May Be Playing Too Much Minecraft

 #934: I have hallucinated that creepers and zombies were invading my room during a sleep paralysis 'session'. I was both confused and utterly terrified, because even though I knew it was not real, it felt like it.

#1843: I have walked into a dark room on multiple occasions, freaked out, and thought, oh I am so boned I didn't make any torches. Because apparently all darkness can be solved with torches.

#2946: I was doing a bit of yard work today after class, moving some rock around. All I could think about was how much easier it would be if I had a diamond pickaxe and a large backpack that apparently doesn't get heavy at all.

#3298: I have had dreams that are pretty much normal for me, but then I go into a small cave or room and it's completely dark, and even though there are perfectly functioning light fixtures, lamps, and even windows and it's perfectly light outside, I still somehow manage to flip out because I forgot my damned torches.

#62210: After getting out of the shower, I had to lean over the sink and freak out a bit because of a rogue eyelash that decided to go all rebel and thus go kamikaze all up in eye and it hurt very badly, so I had to get it out somehow. And I'm not too good at just digging an eyelash out - you're not supposed to rub your eyes to get one out anyway - so if I didn't look in a mirror I'd be sitting there scratching at my corneas for six or seven hours until it decided its deed was done and fucked right off.

Anyways. While hovering over the sink like a wizard I suddenly heard ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. My immediate thought? Creeper. And then it got louder, and I freaked out. Just SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS all up in my business and I continued to panic a little before realizing that I was leaning on the faucet. Thus turning it on, and running a bit of water, which created the sssss sound.

#440: Whenever looking at something, or just wandering around, I'll pick out a random hill, craggy area, building, or something to try and figure out how many blocks it would take to recreate it in Minecraft.

#8509: I will sometimes look at simple, common, household objects and think of how - if it were possible at all - I could recreate them in Minecraft.

#1. I simply play too much Minecraft.