Saturday, May 14, 2011

Oh shit, another one

Spell your name without vowels:
Srh
 
Are you single?:
No.

What’s your favorite number?:
Uh, I like 17, 19, 5, 14 and 13. I can't choose because that's numberist.

What color do you wear most?:

Black. I swear, the only things I own that have a color other than black are maybe three shirts, some socks, boxers, some underwear and my bras. That's it.

Least favorite color?:

I've always disliked pink. Not because of 'omg if u liek pink ur retarded, if u dunt ur a hardass' but because my mother always deemed it appropriate to don me in pink outfits as a child. All the time. I'm still angry about that because I wanted to wear jeans so she fucking bought me pink ones. Bitch that's not what I meant. I WANTED REGULAR JEANS NOT SHITTY GIRLY RIPOFFS

Favorite candy?
Christ, as long as it's chock full of sugar I really don't give a fuck

What do you smoke?:
I don't need to smoke anything, I'm high on life

Are you happy with your life right now?:
Pretty happy. I'll be happier once these two and a half weeks are over, though.

Anyone ever said you resemble a celebrity?:

I've never been told I look like a celebrity, but I've been told I reminded someone of a celebrity. To be honest, though, I'm glad I don't look like a celeb, because then I'd feel like a shitty ripoff of something that was shit to begin with and they wanted to just see how bad it could get.

What is your favorite class in school?:

Uh, I love Chemistry, but the people in it are fucking retarded. Love World Cultures, too, but again, people in my class are as dumb as bricks. Also love math, but...again. Fucking retarded people. I'd pick Art, but there's a kid with some illness in my class who's a fucking dick to everyone and I just want to jam a palette down his throat. Maybe then he'd shut the hell up.

Do you shop at Hollister/DC/Bluenotes?:
No, because I'm not a faggot prepchav who thinks 'high label clothing' makes me the shit

How do you make money?:

Uh, random shit, lately. Going to apply for some jobs for the summer though so we'll see.

Who is your best friend?:
Jade, Mike, Ben, Chantelle, others
Don't really have just 'one' best friend; I definitely talk to Mike and Jade more than anyone else because Ben and I are just usually like 'oh, by the way, boobs' and then I scar him for life somehow and it just goes on and on.

Where do you go to school?

A highschool.

Are you outgoing?:
Depends on the circumstances.

One word to describe you?:
Mike's.

Favorite pair of shoes?:

I have a pair of Vans I typically wear. I don't really have 'favorite' shoes because I only own two pair and then a pair of boots.

Do you own big sunglasses?:
You mean like those retarded huge sunglasses that anyone who was anyone owned as a child? I used to, but now I just have aviators because I'm...I don't know. But they're mirrored and people can't see where I'm looking.

Where do you wish you were right now?:
With Mike, preferably in his arms.

What should you be doing right now?:
Anything but being a lazy skinbag

Do you have a crush on anyone right now?:

I bet you can't guess it


try me, motherfucker

Honestly, what's on your mind right now?:
Mike, how the school year is coming to an end, HOLY SHIT I FEEL OLD, I AM OLD, and numerous other things that probably wouldn't make sense out of context.

Honestly, what are you doing right now?:
In a call with Mike, and talking to Emily, listening to Jade flip her shit because GLADOS is calling her fat...or something

Honestly, have you done something bad today?:
Bad as in 'morally unacceptable' or bad as in 'generally unpleasant'? If there's something morally wrong with being on the computer, yes. Otherwise, no. Generally bad, though? Yeah, I smacked my shin off of the inside of a hot oven. That was nice. Broiled shin - mm, mm good

Honestly, do you watch Disney Channel?:
When they show old movie reruns, then fuck yes

Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone?:

Mike, at about 4 this morning. I apparently fell asleep on him, but I don't remember it.

Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?:
Nope

Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time?:

Uh, I don't get mad too easily, but it's usually people who bitch about people who've done nothing to them, or, more often, people who complain about their significant other and say nothing good about them, ever. Same people often go 'oh, I'd break up with him/her but I want to see if I have a chance with someone else first' or even those who brag about cheating or being cruel or some shit. Jesus Christ, grow some fucking balls/ovaries, you simpleminded pathetic fucks. None of you deserve a happy life with a significant other if all you do is bitch about them or use them. Go die in a fire.

Honestly, do you bite your nails?:

Only if I have a hangnail.

Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment?:

Yes, Mike.

Honestly, are you keeping a big secret right now?:

Yeah, it is kinda big. Only a few people really know about it, and none of those people are anyone outside of Mike, Jade, and some other friends.

Honestly, do you have a friend you don't actually like?:
If I didn't like them, they wouldn't be my friend. However I do have one person that knows me who thinks I'm her friend and will be all BAWWW WE NEVER HANG OUT and I'm sitting there thinking THANK FUCK BECAUSE IF I HAD TO BE AROUND YOU MORE THAN I'M REQUIRED TO I WOULD KILL MYSELF. All she ever talks about is ducks. Fucking. Ducks. I'M TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT DUCKS.

Can you blow a bubble?:
Yep

Can you dance?:
Somewhat

Can you do a cart wheel?:

Yeah

Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?:

Never attempted it so I'll just assume no

Can you wiggle your ears?:

A little, but not very much.

Can you wiggle your nose?:
Yes.

Can you roll your tongue?:
Yep

Can you make a clover with your tongue?:
Yes

What do you do when you're mad?:

Swear, punch the shit out of things and rant to the internet

What's the worst thing you've done when you were mad?:
Punched a hole in the wall, broken someone's hand

Ever made anyone cry when you were mad?:

What sick man would send babies to fight?

But, uh, no. I don't cry when I'm mad.

Ever really cried your heart out?:

A few times, yes.

Ever cried yourself to sleep?:

A few times, yes. Over reasons that when I think back were absolutely retarded because my logic was retarded but most of those times, I was on shark week, so.

Ever cried on your friend's shoulder?:
On Mike's yes. Kinda more into his chest/neck, but same difference. While he was here my mom managed to both piss me off and upset me, and all I did for three or four hours was rant through tears to Mike about how I hated everything and I hate living here.

Goddammit I'm retarded.

Ever cried over the opposite sex?:
Yep.

Ever cried over the same sex?:
Yeah, but not for the reason you may think; someone I love dearly was going to attempt to kill herself, and I cry when that happens. I'm just thinking bitch, no, I love you too much I can't let you do this and it scared the fuck out of me, obviously. It never happened while I was talking to them; it did after the shock wore off, though.

Do you cry when you get an injury?:
No, I swear.

Do certain songs make you cry?:

Eh, not so much make me cry as make me feel small, insignificant and force me to come to the realization that everything dies, and that I'll die one day. That somewhere, hundreds of years down the road, someone will see a picture of me and have no emotional connection whatsoever. I want to leave a mark, but I can't.

Do certain movies make you cry?:
Nope, not one to cry from movies [anymore, anyway]. I used to cry at Old Yeller and The Fox and the Hound, though. Fuck.

Ever cried from reading a book?:
Don't think so. Where the Red Fern Grows and Old Yeller got me the closest. Also, Flowers for Algernon. Amazing book, go read it.

Are you usually a happy person?:

Most of the time; however, I'm a gigantic pessimist, too.

What makes you the happiest?:
Mike.

Does being with your friends make you happy?:

Usually. They help me get my mind off of shit, which takes a tremendous weight off my shoulders and helps me relax.

Do you believe in yourself?:
Not particularly.

Do you wish you were happier?:
Never really thought about it; really, I don't think I can get much happier at the moment.

Is being happy overrated?:

Nah

Can music make you happy?:
Every now and again.

How many times have you had your heart broken?:

None.

Have you ever loved someone so much that you'd die for them?:
Yes.

Has anyone besides your friends and family ever said 'I love you'?:
Mike says it all the time. Ben says it sometimes when I feel bad and dammit, Ben, I always feel bad because I feel weird saying it to anyone besides Mike. HOWEVER, I do love my friends so, there.

Do you actually hate anyone?:

The only hatred I have is towards people who think 'hating' someone is the key to becoming the ruler of the universe/makes them badass/something else of the sort

Have you ever been on a hit list?:

I've been threatened over the internet and some kid said he was going to hack my computer so I couldn't call the police, send me porn in my email [I get porn emails anyway, that's not all that uncommon; they go to my spam folder ANYWAY and if my computer was LOLHAXORD then how the fuck would I get into my email anyway? FUCKING NUTTER] and track me down using my IP address and murder me.

That kid was hilarious. And like, 11.

Are you a mean bully?:

Only to idiots.

Do you hate George Bush?:

I don't even give a fuck

Is your self-esteem extremely low?:
bawww I'm fat/not pretty/worthless/other teenage bullshit

Do you think you're good looking?:

There are people who look better than me, and people who look worse.

Do you wish you could be someone else?:
Eugh no

What is your current hair color?:

Dark brown

What is your eye color?:
They're heterochromatic. Green and silver in one, and green and brown/blue in the other.

What is your skin tone?:

Ghost.

Current piercings?:

None.

Have any tattoos?:

Nope.

Straight hair or curly?:
Straight

What shirt are you wearing?:
Mole Day t-shirt from the science club at school.

Necklace(s)?:
I'm not wearing any right now, but I only have two necklaces that I've ever worn, and they're both 'mood' necklaces. One has random splotches of moodshit on a sharktooth-shaped piece of metal, and the other is lightning-bolt shaped.

Shoes?:

None, my feet are nudists

Hugged someone?:
Last person I hugged was Mike. Like, 4 months ago.

Been on the phone until the sun came up?:
Not on the phone, but Mike and I have been in calls for several hours at a time. I think 13/14 hours was our record at some point over the past summer.

Laughed so hard you peed in your pants?:
Nope.

Laughed so hard you cried?:
Yeah, and when it happened I had no fucking clue why it was happening. It just happened.

Got in a fight with someone?:
Yep

Person you talked to in person?:
My mom.

Person you talked to online?:

Mike.

Person you hugged?:
Mike.

Do you like surveys?:

They help me waste time, so yeah.

Do you get along with your parents?:

Not usually.

Do you have mental breakdowns?:
Yeah.

Current mood:
Irritated

Current music:

Cut Copy - Hearts On Fire - http://www.youtube.com/user/Railgunsk?feature=mhee#p/f/6/9U63RXgFktM

Current hair style:
Uh. It's there.

Current crush:
Try me, faggot

Current thing I ought to be doing:
Not wasting time

Current windows open:
Firefox - Blogger, Last.FM, Youtube, deviantART
Then there's Photoshop and Skype.

Current desktop picture:

Mike.

Did you ever get into a fist fight in school?:
Yeah

Did you ever run away from home?:

Yeah, for like four hours. Consisted of me sitting in the woods playing with cats.

Did you ever want to be a doctor?:

Yeah, but then I realize that it'd be expensive of hell for me to go for it in school and I don't have the money to do so.

Did you ever want to be a fire fighter?:
Yep, but I'm not in shape enough to go in without risking a heart attack.

Do you know how to swim?:
I'm like a motherfucking dolphin

Do you like roller coasters?:
Some, but I can't do loops. Also, very very very large drops scare the living shit out of me and I freak out and have panic attacks, yay.

Do you own a bike?:

Yes

Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows?:
Eating it, yes. Digesting it, no.

Does hair loss run in your family at all?:
Uh, don't think so

Does your car get good gas mileage?:

Mine does, yes. My mom's? Not as great.

Does your family have family picnics?:
Nope, because my grandma hates my mom, my brother hates everyone and only five members of my family (including myself) live in this town. The rest are scattered through the South, Virginia, Tennessee, Nevada, and Alaska.

Have you ever been on a plane?:
Yes.

Have you ever been to the ocean?:
So many fucking times lkajfsdkgh

Have you ever painted your nails?:
I've always had a weird hatred towards nail polish. Probably because it smells badly and tastes horrible.

How tall are you?:
Somewhere between 5'8" and 5'11", I don't even know anymore

How much money do you have on you?
Somewhere about $700, probably a bit more. I only carry maybe $50 in my wallet at any time, though, depending on where I'm going.

Last person you hung out with?:
Mike.

Last thing someone said to you?:

In person: "Going to Jamie's, I don't know when I'll be back"
Online [using voice]: "I love you too"
Online [through text]: "dunnndurrtcheep"

Last thing you said sang out loud?:
RING RING RING RING RING
BANANA PHONE
about an hour ago

What are you listening to?:

Cage the Elephant - Aberdeen (Thank You, Happy Birthday) - http://www.youtube.com/user/Railgunsk?feature=mhee#p/f/15/X1Y9BNgwk4o

What is the weather outside?:

Somewhat rainy, humid

What radio station do you listen to?:

Whatever has music I can stand on it

What was the last restaurant you ate at?:

Actual restaurant? Quaker Steak & Lube. Again, like 4 months ago. ;__; I didn't even eat there. I just sat there all mopey, pessimistic and irritable.

What was the last thing you had to drink?:
Vanilla tea, oh my god.

What was the last movie you watched?:
Little Fockers

WELL THAT WAS A GREAT WASTE OF TIME
Not as great as minecraft but still pretty great regardless