Monday, September 12, 2011

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Emo.

[] I cry a lot.
[] I go to local shows.
[x] I wear black everyday.
[x] I write sad poetry.
[x] I play an acoustic guitar.
[] My favorite bands include: Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, or Panic! at the Disco.
[x] I think about suicide or death often.
[x] People have told me to cheer up.
[x] I cry when I see dead animals. (depends on the animal, obviously)
[] My myspace pics are black or white or angled.
[x] I wear many band shirts.
[] No one understands me.
[x] I don't talk too often.
[] I look down when I walk.
[] I wear black eyeliner.
[] I have an ex I still cry over.
[] My hair is black
[] My hair covers one of my eyes.
[] I always say 'life sucks'.

Total: 8

Nerd.

[x] I have straight A's.
[] I wear glasses. (CONTACTS)
[] I always do my homework and study.
[] Lord of the Rings was a massive achievement.
[x] Computer games.
[] I'm 'teachers pet'.
[] I've never had a real boyfriend/girlfriend.
[] I have a bedtime.
[] I use an asthma inhaler.
[x] I carry a calculator with me.
[] I bring my lunch to school.
[/] I always follow the rules.
[] I'm shy around the opposite sex.
[x] I'm always on the computer.
[x] I've never had beer or cigarettes.
[]I always answer every question in class right.
[x] I correct people's grammar.
[x] I read a lot.
[x] School is very important to me.
[] I always stump people.

Total: 8.5


Rebel.

[x] I always speak my mind.
[x] I have 0% of school spirit.
[x] Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
[x] I stand up for what I think is right.
[] On spirit days at school, I wear the rival's colors.
[] Whenever people are doing something, I do the complete opposite.
[] I won't listen to authority figures.
[] I always break the rules.
[] I refuse to compromise.
[] I'm always arguing with people.
[x] I love debate.
[x] I always do what's unexpected of me.
[x] I don't give a shit what people think of me.
[x] If I watch a cruddy movie in theaters, right after it's over, I'll say 'that sucked'.
[x] I'm not afraid to contradict others.
[] I only respect my own beliefs.
[x] If I don't want to do something, I won't do it, no matter what.
[] I laugh at compromising people.
[] I cheer on the rival's sport team to stand out.
[] Rules were meant to be broken.

Total: 10

Jock.

[x] I'm on one or more sport teams. (have been)
[] I always wear my varsity jacket.
[x] I've won awards for my athletic ability.
[] I will only date popular girls/guys.
[] School Spirit 100%.
[] I'm going to a college for sports.
[] I watch sports on tv all the time
[x] I'm muscular. (eh, strong, but not buff)
[] I play sports or exercise at least 3 hours a day.
[] Go Team!
[] I'm a chick/dude magnet.
[] I eat a lot.
[] I'm egotistical.
[] I'm too focused on sports to make really good grades.
[] I sit at the jock lunch table.
[] All I talk about with my friends is sports.
[] I go to lots of sports games.
[x] I'm very athletic
[] I wear sport inspired clothing.
[x] play at least 3 different sports. (I can)

Total: 5


Comedian.

[x] I'm funny.
[x] I'm always making jokes.
[] I interrupt class by making people laugh.
[x] I like to entertain people.
[] I worship Kevin Smith.
[] I watch comedies more than anything.
[] I also watch SNL and Mad TV a lot
[x] I'm sarcastic.
[x] I've been told I'm hilarious.
[x] I always imitate people.
[x] I pull lots of pranks.
[x] I always make sarcastic remarks after everything.
[] I have to prove myself by being funny.
[x] People expect me to make jokes, always.
[x] I have a lot of pressure to make everyone laugh.
[x] If I don't make jokes, people ask me what's wrong.
[x] Jim Carrey is my idol
[x] I mostly get along with everybody.
[] At pep rallies, I'm the one acting crazy and silly.
[] My teachers or parents tell me I need to focus more on work and less on joking around.

Total: 13


Shy.

[x] I don't have a lot of friends.
[x] I don't talk too much.
[] It's not that I'm snobby, I just get nervous when talking to people.
[] When people say my name, others say 'who?'
[] I'm pretty sure mostly no one knows who I am.
[] People have told me I need to talk more.
[x] I only talk when other people talk to me first
[] I look down when I walk.
[x] I avoid social gatherings, such as games, dances, or parties.
[] People have tried to help me be more outgoing, but it never works.
[] I always plan to talk to more people, but I never do.
[x] I sit in the back of the classroom.
[] I never participate in class discussions.
[x] I hide behind people to avoid being seen sometimes.
[] I could never be a cashier, talking to strangers.
[] I talk quietly
[x] People have called me shy or quiet.
[] I usually let others decide for me.
[] If someone is talking about my favorite book or movie in front of me, I don't join in the conversation.
[] I would like to be more outgoing.

Total: 7


Goth.

[x] I wear black.
[x] I don't like to be seen.
[x] I'm very, very pale. (honestly, white as a sheet of paper)
[] I only listen to metal or emo-ish music.
[x] I love creepy, weird movies.
[x] I love gothic cartoons and drawings.
[x] I don't like people.
[x] I only go out during the night. (when I can help it)
[] I have black fingernails.
[x] I wear a long black coat.
[x] I also wear big black boots.
[x] 'The Crow' is one of my favorite movies.
[] I only date other Goths.
[x] I love black humor.
[x] I love pain.
[x] People think I'm crazy.
[] I don't talk to anyone who isn't as deep as me.
[x] I love to scare people
[x] I laugh at teenyboppers.
[x] People are scared of me.

Total: 16

Weirdo.

[x] I talk to myself.
[x] I say really random things all the time.
[x] I fidget a lot.
[] I still use a wheeled backpack.
[] People laugh at me.
[] I walk really funny.
[x] I have a very different sense of style.
[] I talk in a robot voice often.
[x] I'll stop whatever I'm doing, and break out in a crazy dance if the mood strikes.
[x] I debate stuff with myself.
[x] I hear voices. (I have a "mild case" of paranoid schizophrenia according to a therapist, but I don't know if I should believe them :1)
[] I'm obsessed with aliens and the other planets.
[x] I have a fascination with robots and machinery.
[] I use really big words no one understands, and they give me weird looks.
[] I say random lines of babbling that make sense to no one but me.
[] I dart my eyes from side to side.
[]I always pretend I'm a robot or other weird non human thing.
[x] People have no idea why I think the way I do.
[x] I have some very unusual, extraordinary talents.
[] When people ask me if I like something that's trendy, I pretend to be scared or confused.

Total: 10


non-social.

[x] I hate most people. (I just don't learn your name~!)
[x] I prefer to be alone. (unless you're Mike, then yes)
[x] When people talk to me, I just give them a death glare.
[x] Actually, most people don't talk to me.
[ ] People are freaking idiots and I wish they'd all die.
[ ] I live in my room, writing in my diary.
[x] I go out my way to avoid everyone.
[x] I never greet anyone.
[ ] I despise people who talk too loudly.
[ ] I want people to think I'm a freak.
[ ] I never talk.
[ ] I can't wait to get off this earth.
[ ] I always sit by myself at lunch or anywhere else.
[ ] I listen to music on full blast on my ipod/mp3 player/headphones to block out the world.
[x] I don't know why I am the way I am.
[x] People have said I'm non-social.
[ ] I use drugs or alcohol to escape the loneliness.
[ ] Why bother when people don't like you anyways?
[x] I occupy myself so it won't look like I'm a loner.
[ ] I just don't get along with anyone.

Total: 9


Skater.

[x] I skateboard to everywhere.
[ ] If I'm not skateboarding, I carry it with me.
[ ] I shop at Pacsun.
[ ] I'm obsessed with Tony Hawk.
[ ] Oh yeah, and Bam Margera.
[ ] I always play skateboarding video games.
[x] I have shaggy hair.
[x] I wear baggy pants.
[x] I wear only skater shoes.
[x] I always wear hoodies.
[ ] I hang at skate parks 24/7.
[ ] I'm always learning new board tricks.
[ ] Forget school, I want to be a professional skateboarder.
[x] I've been skateboarding for over 4 years.
[ ] I hang with other skaters.
[x] I've been hurt while skateboarding.
[ ] I've been in a skateboarding competition.
[x] I wear vans.
[ ] Tony Hawks games own.
[ ] I've met some of my closest friends at skate parks.

Total: 8

Christian Girl/Boy

[ ] I go to church at least once a week.
[ ] Most of my wardrobe consists of long skirts and button down shirts for church.
[ ] I always carry a bible with me.
[ ] My whole family is very religious.
[ ] I've never been on a date.
[x] I've never smoked or had a beer.
[ ] My beliefs are very strong.
[/] I'm waiting until marriage to have sex. (eh, we're just waiting to wait really)
[ ] I wear a cross necklace.
[ ] I have a bracelet that says WWJD.
[ ] I'm always preaching to people about the importance of religion.
[] I believe in God.
[ ] I'm not allowed to watch rated R movies, and sometimes, not even PG-13 movies.
[x] I never go out and party.
[ ] I read the bible everyday.
[ ] I've memorized excerpts from the bible.
[] I go to Sunday school.
[ ] I've been to church camp.
[ ] I pray every night.
[ ] I sing Christian songs.
[ ] I'm an atheist.

Total: 2.5

Gangsta.

[] I say 'yo'.
[ ] I also say 'fo shizzle'.
[ ] I wear extremely baggy pants.
[ ] Mah chainz hang low.
[ ] I hang with my homies, biotches, and H**'s
[ ] I'm a thug.
[ ] I only listen to rap music.
[ ] 50 Cent is my idol.
[ ] I don't give a frick about school.
[ ] I steal/have stolen before.
[x] I freestyle.
[x] I breakdance.
[ ] Gold chainz is tha way to go, biotch.
[ ] I'm white but I act black.
[ ] All my heroes are dead rappers.
[ ] Tupac is still alive.
[ ] I party with all my ****.
[ ] I wear a sideways baseball cap.
[x] I wear hoodies.
[ ] I wear converse with the tongue flipped out.

Total: 3

Bully.

[ ] I always steal people's lunch money.
[ ] Geeks are afraid of me.
[ ] I get in trouble all the time.
[ ] I steal people's stuff to be an asshole.
[ ] People have called me a bully.
[x] I have beat someone up before.
[ ] I'm always looking for a fight.
[ ] I pick on people smaller than me.
[x] I push people out of the way when I'm walking.
[ ] I've never been in a relationship before.
[x] People are afraid of me.
[x] People know not to mess with me.
[x] I'm bigger than most people my age.
[ ] I pick on people for the fun of it.
[ ] I make fun of everything anyone else likes.
[ ] If anyone crosses my path, they're dead.
[ ] People know not to try and stick up for themselves when I'm around.
[ ] I'm one of the strongest kids in school.
[ ] Even some authority figures are afraid of me.
[x] People get out of my way when I'm walking.

Total: 6

Gamer.

[x] I own at least 2 different video game consoles. (try all of them)
[x] I love Final Fantasy.
[x] DDR & Guitar Hero
[x] I've missed school before because I was trying to beat a video game.
[x] I'm always trying to beat high scores on games.
[x] I even play a lot of computer games.
[x] I play at least 3 hours of video games a day.
[ ] My thumbs are sore often.
[ ] I spend all my money on new video games.
[ ] My boyfriend/girlfriend has to be into video games.
[] All I talk about is video games.
[x] I've been in a video game competition before
[ ] I pay over 30$ a month in online games.
[x] I have bought more than 5 accessories for my console
[x] I know about more than 10 cheats and mods in the game I play most
[x] I have played at least a complete week in the game I like most.
[x] I wouldn't know what to do in an afternoon without electricity.
[ ] My parents often tell the internet is broken or simply disconnect it so I don't spend whole weekends and holidays playing.
[x] I have more than one online account on the same game.

Total: 13

Girly.

[x] I have long hair
[ ] I wear make up everyday.
[] I carry a purse.
[ ] I have to get someone else to come kill a spider or any bug.
[] I paint my nails
[] I use perfume
[] I keep my nails clean/shaped
[x] I shower regularly
[x] I used to or still do Dance, Gymnastics, or Cheer/Pom (gymnastics)
[ ] I like to accessorize
[] I like flowers.
[ ] I don't like to be outdoors
[ ] I'm more like my mother than my father
[] I like hanging out with girls than boys.
[] I like going to the mall/shopping. (And buy books. and candles. and bug lollipops.)
[ ] I watch my weight/ count calories.
[] I plan outfits ahead of time
[] People say I have a soft/sweet voice
[x] I dream about and am already planning my wedding day
[ ] I watch dramatic shows on tv, soap operas, reality TV, etc[Bad Girls Club yo!!]

Total: 4

Boyish

[x] I have short hair.
[x] I hate doing laundry
[x] I like war type video games.
[x] I like playing or watching sports
[x] People say I have a deep voice
[ ] I'm more like my dad than my mom.
[x] I beat up or tease my younger siblings or friends.
[x] I act tough, it doesn't matter what's going on inside me.
[] There's only two emotions
[] I shower only when I start to notice I stink
[ ] I think about the opposite sex a lot.
[x] My room isn't neat.
[ ] I bite my nails instead of using scissors/clippers.
[x] My clothes don't match sometimes, but I don't notice or care
[x] I like to play rough with dogs
[x] I like the movies 300, The Dark Knight
[ ] The best way to get the opposite sex to like you is to act like a jerk.
[ ] I don't read
[x] I don't ask for help even if I need it.

Total: 12