Sunday, January 26, 2014

Fucking quizzes

- Name: Eskil
- Single or Taken: Taken
- Sex: Ehhhh. Gender is male.
- Birthday: January 5th
- Sign: Capricorn
- Hair Color: Dark brown
- Eye Color: Heterochromia. One eye's silver/green/blueish while the other is green/brownish.
- Height: About 6'
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Pan, asexual

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• × • S P E C I F I C S • × •
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- What kind of shampoo do you use?: Mane and Tail, Old Spice, some conditioner that I can't remember the name of for some reason but it's the only thing that works
- Who is the last person that called you?: Mike but I didn't pick up the phone lmao. Before that it was my grandmother

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• × • F A V O R I T E S • × •
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- Animal/s: Cats, dogs, foxes
- Color: Blues, purples, greens and oranges
- Drink: Sprite
- Element: Weh
- Food: Burgers, chicken, french fries
- Game: Skyrim, Borderlands, Pokemon, Minecraft, Mass Effect
- Movie: Ehh I don't really watch movies but I'll watch anything with Matt Smith in it
- Song: Weh idk
- Subject/s In School: Science, History, Art
- T.V. Series: Doctor Who
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• × • H A V E | Y O U | E V E R • × •
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- Given Anyone A Bath?: My youngest brother and my dog.
- Smoked?: Only second-hand (THANKS)
- Bungee Jumped?: Oh fuck no
- Made Yourself Throw Up?: Yeah, I had an eating disorder for a while.
- Skinny Dipped?: No
- Ever Been In Love?: I think I am. Or used to be.
- Made Yourself Cry To Get Out Of Trouble?: Maybe when I was little
- Pictured Your Crush Naked?: I don't have to HA
- Actually Seen Your Crush Naked?: I have seen both Mike and Matt Smith naked. That is all I need
- Cried When Someone Died?: No
- Lied: Yes
- Fallen For Your Best Friend?: I can't say anything to this.
- Used Someone?: No
- Done Something You Regret?: Doesn't everyone?

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• × • C U R R E N T • × •
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- Clothes: ...boxers.
- Desktop Picture: A KITTEN
- CD In Player: laughs b/c I don't have a CD player
- DVD In Player: LAUGHS I DON'T HAVE ONE OF THOSE EITHER

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• × • F I R S T | P E R S O N • × •
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- You Kissed: Mike
- You Crushed On: Dom, my ex
- You Saw Today: Mike
- To Be Your Best Friend: Parker. We were really close for several years until I had to move five hours away. After that, he never tried to talk to me much and any present attempts have been met with failure. He's also on a mission to South America right now so he isn't able to be on Skype or anything often at all.

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• × • L A S T | P E R S O N • × •
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- You Touched: Mike :I
- Hugged: Mike
- You Kissed: Mike
- You IMed: SEBBYKINS
- Talk To Online: SURBERKERNS <3
- You Sexed It Up With: I have never had sex

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• × • A R E | Y O U • × •
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- Understanding?: Yeeep
- Open-minded?: Yes
- Arrogant?: God I hope not
- Insecure?: :I Why should you even need an answer. Yes.
- Random?: Why the fuck do you little fuckers always put this in a quiz. All it does is open up doors for idiot kids to be like LOL!!! PENGUIN WAFFLES!!!!! DOOOOOM!!!! and god I don't need that 
- Hungry?: Yes
- Smart?: Yeah
- Moody?: Oh god
- Organized?: In my own special way
- Shy?: Ehhhhhh. Not so much shy as "I'm judging whether I should talk to you or not" quiet.
- Difficult?: If I'm pissed off
- Bored Easily?: Depends on my mood
- Entertained Easily?: Depends on my mood
- Obsessed?: Only sometimes
- Lazy?: Oh god yes
- Angry?: I have an anger disorder so about half the time I'm angry
- Happy?: No
- Hyper?: Are you hosting me a party? Is Matt Smith going to be there (preferably naked)? Will there be pizza? Other free food? Then yes. Otherwise no.
- Trusting?: Once someone earns it.

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• × • R A N D O M • × •
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- In The Morning I : want to kill myself b/c I hate going to work
- Love Is: Something I don't quite understand and something no one really quite understands
- I Dream About: you don't get to know lmao. But mostly night terrors
- What Do You Notice First In The Sex You're Into: Eyes. Face in general. Build. Their smile. What their humor is like.

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• × • W H O • × •
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- Makes You Laugh The Most: I haven't laughed in quite a while.
- Makes You Smile: Dumb shit
- Frustrates You: hahahaha yeah like I'm going to give out the name. it should be fucking obvious.
- You Can't Go A Day Without Hearing From: SEBBYKINS, BISSYBOO, SHAEBUTT
- You Miss: :I
- Did You Last Drive With: Mike or my mom. Can't remember
- Do You Really Want To Hear From: The people who owe me a fucking apology before I'm going to try and speak with them again.
- Gives You A Funny Feeling When You See Him/Her: Mike? I guess? It's mostly just a "hey you're here, we live together" thing now. We've been together three and a half years. The honeymoon phase is long over.
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• × • D O | Y O U | E V E R • × •
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- Sit On The Internet All Night Waiting For That Someone Special To IM You?: Ugh. Yeah.
- Wish You Were A Member Of The Opposite Sex?: As far as I'm concerned, I am a male.
- Wish You Were Younger?: If I could be like ten again or s/t I would have so much fun. But at the same time I enjoy being of age because I can have fun other ways that I wouldn't be able to as a child
- Cry Because Someone Said Something To You?: Eh, very very rarely
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• × • N U M B E R • × •
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- Of Times I Have Had My Heart Broken?: ...ugh.
- Of Facebook Friends: 68
- Of People You Watch: I don't fucking know
- Of Cd's I Own: A ton I grew up in the 90s/2000s
- Of Scars On My Body: Please don't go there.